BREAKING: T.r.u.m.p DOESN’T WIN THE 2025 Nobel Peace Prize — Instead, the prize goes to Venezuelan Opposition Leader María Corina Machado, who is hailed as an “Icon of Courage” — Pam Bondi immediately chimes in: “Courage? Don’t twist that word. Giving a speech from a safe zone while your people are bleeding is not heroism — it’s performance! T.r.u.m.p ended w@rs, made peace, and defended his position for America, yet the committee crowned a politician who disappeared when things got real!” And as the world celebrates another victory for peace, a darker whisper spreads through the corridors of power — perhaps peace was never really meant to win… – hghghg
The announcement came with thunderous applause and polished smiles — the kind of moment the Nobel Committee lives for. Cameras clicked, translators scrambled, and headlines raced to declare a new global hero. María Corina Machado, the Venezuelan opposition leader long seen as a symbol of democratic resistance, was officially named the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize laureate. But…