Elon Musk Shuts Down The View Moments After Buying ABC For $10 Billion, “Those Toxic Hens Had to Go”
In what media insiders are calling “the boldest hostile act of kindness in television history,” Elon Musk has reportedly purchased ABC for a cool $10 billion, then promptly canceled The View before the ink on the contract was even dry. According to witnesses inside ABC’s headquarters, the deal was signed at 9:02 a.m. Tuesday. By 9:07 a.m., the network’s beloved daytime talk…